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AAD-017: Created page with 'Hi! I'm Kimberly D. Southerner and RPG enthusiast. OWbN PCs and NPCs portrayed: Stella Brahms, Ventrue farmer and artist Isabella Domina, Malkavian Jekyll and Hyde *[…'

2011-01-06T06:03:37Z

Created page with 'Hi! I'm Kimberly D. Southerner and RPG enthusiast. OWbN PCs and NPCs portrayed: *Stella Brahms, Ventrue farmer and artist *Isabella Domina, Malkavian Jekyll and Hyde *[…'

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Hi! I'm Kimberly D. Southerner and RPG enthusiast.

OWbN PCs and NPCs portrayed:
*[[Stella Brahms]], Ventrue farmer and artist
*[[Isabella Domina]], Malkavian Jekyll and Hyde
*[[Olivia Reed Brannon]], the cutest Child of Haqim
*[[Jennica Sparrow]], ...Gangrel?
*[[Lucinde]], Ventrue Justicar, when the coords can find my remote control

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 # My ass is not an Architect, no matter how many sweet motions it makes.
 # "Strip Club" is not the name of a group of Furies.
-# "That's some real conversation for your ass" is not a proper sign off for a missive berating another character.
+# Gangrel are not "vampire furries" and telling new kindred that is strictly not okay.

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	# "That's some real conversation for your ass," is ''not'' the new catchphrase sweeping the Ivory Tower.		# "That's some real conversation for your ass," is ''not'' the new catchphrase sweeping the Ivory Tower.
	# My ass is not an Architect, no matter how many sweet motions it makes.		# My ass is not an Architect, no matter how many sweet motions it makes.
		+	# "Strip Club" is not the name of a group of Furies.
		+	# "That's some real conversation for your ass" is not a proper sign off for a missive berating another character.

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 # I am not allowed to teach new Masquerade players the "other, extra" Traditions.
 # I am not allowed to settle ruling disputes with STs by challenging them to the "field of honor."
-# On becoming the ruling PC on a VSS, I am not allowed to mandate that all men wear kilts.
+# On becoming the ruling PC in a game, I am not allowed to mandate that all men wear kilts.
 # May not bid "Pretty Pretty Princess" as a status or trait against those "other, lesser Toreador."
 # I cannot play a Tremere with a heavy southern accent, referring to my primogen as "that sum'bitch."
 # Not even if I wear Daisy Dukes.
-# Cannot force Toreador to spend willpower to avoid entrancement by a [https://www.etsy.com/listing/29357570/madonna-and-cuttlefish piece of shitty art] I convinced an ST to rate at crafts 5.
+# Cannot force Toreador to spend willpower to avoid entrancement by a piece of shitty art I convinced an ST to rate at crafts 5.
 ## Actually, if the ST says it is crafts 5, I totally can. But I shouldn't.
 # Psychological warfare on an OOC level is against the spirit of the Member Handbook and I am not allowed to use it.
 # I am not the Official Alcohol Tester at any con.
-# My [[Orenna|Toreador courtesan]] cannot convince people to start calling all Princes and Archons by Pokemon codenames as she's "gotta catch 'em all."
+# My Toreador courtesan cannot convince people to start calling all Princes and Archons by Pokemon codenames as she's "gotta catch 'em all."
 # I am not allowed to hand out tiny complimentary bars of soap during the con.
 # I cannot sit by the door of an IC room with Olympic-style score cards to judge costumes.
-# My [[Marilyn St. Paul|alcoholic mortal hunter/inventor]] is not allowed to say that Task Force Valkyrie is sponsored by Smirnoff, or Jack Daniels, even if it is.
+# I cannot say my coterie is sponsored by Smirnoff, or Jack Daniels, even if it is.
 # My PCs cannot set things on fire "for shits and giggles."
 # I can't do it OOC, either.
-# Likewise, during an Accord investigation, my [[Marilyn St. Paul|alcoholic mortal hunter/inventor]] cannot "glass parking lot" a suspicious site to "save us the trouble, later."
+# Likewise, during an investigation, my character cannot "glass parking lot" a suspicious site to "save us the trouble, later."
 # Cosmopolitan magazine is not the revised Toreador handbook.
 # "Ivory Tower" is not a euphemism.
 ## Nor may I use it so in the presence of a Justicar, with the implication I can "forever make it stand."
-# Being a redhead is not an approval justification for Infernal Power
+# Being a redhead is not an approval justification for Infernal Power.
 # Nor does it mean I can commit Diablerie without a test because "gingers just eat souls."
 # Conflict resolution is not handled by Thunderdome and I am not Tina Turner.
 # I am not allowed to make a magic item called the Ugly Stick and then refuse to use it on certain people due to knowing it won't make a difference.
 # My spirit animal is not a Rokea.
 # Anarchs do not eat Ramen cooked in blood, and I can't use Ramen noodles coated in ketchup as a prop.
 # "Shake a Brujah and throw him at the enemy" is not a valid battle plan.
 # I can't instigate a game of hide 'n seek in the Hedge.
 # My vampire PC can't replicate the ''Men in Black'' memory-eraser-pen as a substitute for Dominate.
 # No PC I play is allowed to open any caskets, ever again.
 # My Camarilla-loyal PC cannot keep a Salubri in her basement, again.
-# My [[Ophelia|changeling PC]] is not a vegetarian because she "fucking hates vegetables."
+# My Changeling PC is not a vegetarian because she "fucking hates vegetables."
 # Garou don't regain Gnosis by "hugging trees," "eating dirt," or "peeing on vampires."
 # I can only get away with killing an infernal creature with an office chair once.
 # This is not a boffer larp.
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 # I am not allowed to date Goratrix ever again.
 # The next time I spend a third of the chronicle in a chantry, I need to be a Tremere.
 # I will not claim to have prophecy gifts and create fake spoilers for Star Wars: The Force Awakens just to see young Anarchs freak out.
 # I cannot substitute the show "Supernatural" for any type of lore.
 # I will not refer to clan Ventrue as the suppository of the Camarilla.
-# I am not allowed to narrate [[Gal Friday|my Requiem PC's]] thoughts and actions as if it were the voiceover of a noir detective movie. Especially when doing so reveals the secrets of other PCs.
+# I am not allowed to narrate my Carthian gunslinger's thoughts and actions as if it were the voiceover of a noir detective movie. Especially when doing so reveals the secrets of other PCs.
 # I will not tell people that I'm actually part of the True Toreador and all clans have a "True" version, just like the True Brujah.
 # Travel-sized soaps are not appropriate as swag-bag gifts.
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 # Signing up other members for the rules email list is cruel and now a bannable offense.
 # There is no alternative to Rock-Paper-Scissors for challenges in games, especially the following: fistfights, staring contests, rap battles, jousting, Trivial Pursuit.
 # ''Mean Girls'' is not the revised Toreador handbook.
 # I cannot present a list of PC sugar daddies to a storyteller as justification for a large purchase.

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−	~~You may also know me from Mind~~'s ~~Eye Society~~. ~~You~~'~~ll find~~ my ~~member page~~ [~~http~~://~~wiki~~.~~mindseyesociety~~.~~org~~/~~index~~.~~php~~/~~User~~:~~Kimberly_D~~.~~_US2010086463 here~~].	+	----
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		+	Over the years, I have accidentally(?) collected a list of things I am not allowed to do at WoD LARPs. Here they are, for your amusement and/or warning.
		+
		+	# I cannot make a garou named Social Justice Warrior.
		+	# Can't make a Child of Gaia named HashtagLegalize.
		+	# Cannot make a Gangrel that wanders the earth after killing the son of a powerful prince because he killed my Gangrel's blind mentor.
		+	# Can't build a bomb in my basement in Accord (because I have five dots in engineering but not explosives).
		+	# Not allowed to wear any costume that includes strategically placed electrician's tape.
		+	# Can't use peanut butter for a prop to represent something other than peanut butter.
		+	# I can't shoot another PC in Mage: the Awakening because my Guardian of the Veil finds their ignorance a danger to mages everywhere.
		+	# Not allowed to make a PC with the flaw "Small Size" and then stick google-eye stickers on my cleavage and insist people play out "making eye contact."
		+	# I can't claim my cleavage as innate status, even when I think it's "only fair" to spend XP on what I can't negate.
		+	# There can be no seduction rolls whenever I am within fifteen feet of a Justicar.
		+	# "So I can head-butt people in the face" is not a legitimate reason to app for a Bastet PC.
		+	# Not allowed to pimp out other PCs as justification to grow my Resources. That goes double for NPCs.
		+	# Irish Brujah PCs are not members of the "leprechaun bloodline."
		+	# I am not allowed to teach new Masquerade players the "other, extra" Traditions.
		+	# I am not allowed to settle ruling disputes with STs by challenging them to the "field of honor."
		+	# On becoming the ruling PC on a VSS, I am not allowed to mandate that all men wear kilts.
		+	# May not bid "Pretty Pretty Princess" as a status or trait against those "other, lesser Toreador."
		+	# I cannot play a Tremere with a heavy southern accent, referring to my primogen as "that sum'bitch."
		+	# Not even if I wear Daisy Dukes.
		+	# Cannot force Toreador to spend willpower to avoid entrancement by a [https://www.etsy.com/listing/29357570/madonna-and-cuttlefish piece of shitty art] I convinced an ST to rate at crafts 5.
		+	## Actually, if the ST says it is crafts 5, I totally can. But I shouldn't.
		+	# Psychological warfare on an OOC level is against the spirit of the Member Handbook and I am not allowed to use it.
		+	# I am not the Official Alcohol Tester at any con.
		+	# My [[Orenna\|Toreador courtesan]] cannot convince people to start calling all Princes and Archons by Pokemon codenames as she's "gotta catch 'em all."
		+	# I am not allowed to hand out tiny complimentary bars of soap during the con.
		+	# I cannot sit by the door of an IC room with Olympic-style score cards to judge costumes.
		+	# My [[Marilyn St. Paul\|alcoholic mortal hunter/inventor]] is not allowed to say that Task Force Valkyrie is sponsored by Smirnoff, or Jack Daniels, even if it is.
		+	# My PCs cannot set things on fire "for shits and giggles."
		+	# I can't do it OOC, either.
		+	# Likewise, during an Accord investigation, my [[Marilyn St. Paul\|alcoholic mortal hunter/inventor]] cannot "glass parking lot" a suspicious site to "save us the trouble, later."
		+	# Cosmopolitan magazine is not the revised Toreador handbook.
		+	# Not allowed to shout "forever <strike>may</strike> shall she stand" every time someone uses the word "Camarilla" in an OOC context.
		+	# "Ivory Tower" is not a euphemism.
		+	## Nor may I use it so in the presence of a Justicar, with the implication I can "forever make it stand."
		+	# Being a redhead is not an approval justification for Infernal Power
		+	# Nor does it mean I can commit Diablerie without a test because "gingers just eat souls."
		+	# Conflict resolution is not handled by Thunderdome and I am not Tina Turner.
		+	# I am not allowed to make a magic item called the Ugly Stick and then refuse to use it on certain people due to knowing it won't make a difference.
		+	# My MC level is not "Hammer" and I should not list this on my sheet and tell people "You can't touch this" when checking into a con.
		+	# My spirit animal is not a Rokea.
		+	# Anarchs do not eat Ramen cooked in blood, and I can't use Ramen noodles coated in ketchup as a prop.
		+	# The "special friends" speech is not a checklist for my [[Orenna\|Toreador courtesan]].
		+	# "Shake a Brujah and throw him at the enemy" is not a valid battle plan.
		+	# I can't instigate a game of hide 'n seek in the Hedge.
		+	# My vampire PC can't replicate the ''Men in Black'' memory-eraser-pen as a substitute for Dominate.
		+	# Nor can my [[Marilyn St. Paul\|mortal PC]] in Accord, even if she has Engineering x5.
		+	# No PC I play is allowed to open any caskets, ever again.
		+	# My Camarilla-loyal PC cannot keep a Salubri in her basement, again.
		+	# My [[Ophelia\|changeling PC]] is not a vegetarian because she "fucking hates vegetables."
		+	# Garou don't regain Gnosis by "hugging trees," "eating dirt," or "peeing on vampires."
		+	# My [[Fairlight\|Fianna's]] battle cry is not "they're after me Lucky Charms!"
		+	# I can only get away with killing an infernal creature with an office chair once.
		+	# This is not a boffer larp.
		+	# "Boffer larp" does not mean what I think it means, nor should I tell new members that.
		+	# I am not allowed to resurrect Goratrix ever again.
		+	# I am not allowed to date Goratrix ever again.
		+	# The next time I spend a third of the chronicle in a chantry, I need to be a Tremere.
		+	# My [[Orenna\|Toreador courtesan]] cannot cause Gehenna by seducing Rand Ryan, resulting in an unholy black hole of snark and bitterness.
		+	# I will not claim to have prophecy gifts and create fake spoilers for Star Wars: The Force Awakens just to see young Anarchs freak out.
		+	# I cannot substitute the show "Supernatural" for any type of lore.
		+	# To prevent VSS implosion, [[Orenna\|my Toreador]] can only have <strike>five</strike> <strike>four</strike> three boyfriends per domain.
		+	# I will not refer to clan Ventrue as the suppository of the Camarilla.
		+	# I am not allowed to narrate [[Gal Friday\|my Requiem PC's]] thoughts and actions as if it were the voiceover of a noir detective movie. Especially when doing so reveals the secrets of other PCs.
		+	# I will not tell people that I'm actually part of the True Toreador and all clans have a "True" version, just like the True Brujah.
		+	# Travel-sized soaps are not appropriate as swag-bag gifts.
		+	# "Booze for the Booze god!" is not the Fianna battle cry.
		+	# Not allowed to rewrite traditional hymns for Gaia and sing them nonstop, especially "Gaia Loves Me, This I Know."
		+	## Ditto for any song from Barney the Dinosaur.
		+	# I am not allowed to recreate anything I saw in ''Apocalypse Now.''
		+	## Even if I can present a paper explaining the ties to ''Heart of Darkness'' "justifying" it as "art."
		+	# Furthermore, no more of my characters can be based on ''Tropic Thunder,'' especially RDJ's character.
		+	# "Gaia" is not a three-syllable word. Not even in the South.
		+	# The Monroe Doctrine is not justification for killing European PCs.
		+	# Manifest Destiny does not apply a bonus to my influence actions.
		+	# I cannot make up totally off-base pronunciations for "Tzimisce" and teach them to new players.
		+	# I am not allowed to hide subliminal messages in wiki code.
		+	# Substituting my own clan meetings with those of another clan doesn't mean I get a vote in their clanhead elections.
		+	## Unless they allow it.
		+	# "Awkward Con Conversation Bingo" is only fun if everyone gets to play.
		+	# Signing up other members for the rules email list is cruel and now a bannable offense.
		+	# There is no alternative to Rock-Paper-Scissors for challenges in games, especially the following: fistfights, staring contests, rap battles, jousting, Trivial Pursuit.
		+	# Any of my ideas that Tonitrus likes are automatically banned.
		+	# ''Mean Girls'' is not the revised Toreador handbook.
		+	# I cannot present a list of PC sugar daddies to a storyteller as justification for a large purchase.
		+	## ...until they email the storyteller with their approval.
		+	# I cannot sell Princes at auction, anymore.
		+	# I can't start another bidding war between Justicars.
		+	# 2edgy4u is not a Sabbat status.
		+	# "Zoo Director," "Tour Guide," and "Habitat Cleaner" are not the titles of officers in any Anarch domain.
		+	# HYDRA is not a branch of the Sabbat, the Anarch Movement, or The Society of Leopold.
		+	## It's Technocracy.
		+	# "That's some real conversation for your ass," is ''not'' the new catchphrase sweeping the Ivory Tower.
		+	# My ass is not an Architect, no matter how many sweet motions it makes.

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−	You may also know me from Mind's Eye Society. You'll find my member page [http://wiki.mindseyesociety.org/index.php/User:Kimberly_D._US2010086463~~;">~~here~~</span>~~].	+	You may also know me from Mind's Eye Society. You'll find my member page [http://wiki.mindseyesociety.org/index.php/User:Kimberly_D._US2010086463 here].

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 *[[Jennica Sparrow]], ...Gangrel?
 *[[Lucinde]], Ventrue Justicar, when the coords can find my remote control
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 Over the years, I have accidentally(?) collected a list of things I am not allowed to do at WoD LARPs. Here they are, for your amusement and/or warning.

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-Hi!  I'm Kimberly D., a happy southerner and RPG enthusiast.  Besides running about with PCs, I do light webwork for some southern LARPs and currently serve as an administrative subcoord for Coven Tremere.
+Hi!  I'm Kimberly D., a happy southerner and RPG enthusiast.  Besides running about with PCs, I do light web or wiki work for some gaming organizations.
 OWbN PCs and NPCs portrayed in the past:
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 *[[Jennica Sparrow]], ...Gangrel?
 *[[Lucinde]], Ventrue Justicar, when the coords can find my remote control

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−	Hi! I'm Kimberly D. ~~Southerner~~ and RPG enthusiast.	+	Hi! I'm Kimberly D., a happy southerner and RPG enthusiast. Besides running about with PCs, I do light webwork for some southern LARPs and currently serve as an administrative subcoord for Coven Tremere.

	OWbN PCs and NPCs portrayed:		OWbN PCs and NPCs portrayed:

User:AAD-017 - Revision history

AAD-017 at 06:02, 28 June 2020

AAD-017 at 05:52, 28 June 2020

AAD-017 at 00:07, 12 June 2020

AAD-017 at 23:59, 11 June 2020

AAD-017 at 23:59, 11 June 2020

AAD-017 at 03:44, 20 September 2016

AAD-017 at 03:43, 20 September 2016

AAD-017 at 04:16, 12 January 2011

AAD-017 at 03:36, 7 January 2011

AAD-017: Created page with 'Hi! I'm Kimberly D. Southerner and RPG enthusiast. OWbN PCs and NPCs portrayed: *Stella Brahms, Ventrue farmer and artist *Isabella Domina, Malkavian Jekyll and Hyde *[…'

AAD-017: Created page with 'Hi! I'm Kimberly D. Southerner and RPG enthusiast. OWbN PCs and NPCs portrayed: Stella Brahms, Ventrue farmer and artist Isabella Domina, Malkavian Jekyll and Hyde *[…'